OH AND WHILE I’M AT IT I WANT TO MAKE A LIST OF MY FAVORITE FRENCH EXPRESSIONS CUZ THERE ARE LIKE 2 BILLIONS OF THEM AND THEY’RE ALL FUNNY AS FUCK
"avec ma bite et mon couteau" ("[do something] with my dick and my knife", meaning you’re totally unprepared for what you’re about to do)
"On s’encule ou on prend le train ?" ("We gonna fuck each other up the ass or take the train ?", meaning you’ve been waiting for way too long for something to happen)
"C’est l’enfance de l’art" ("it’s the childhood of art", meaning it’s child’s play)
"Faux cul" ("fake ass", a hypocrite)"Y’a une couille dans le potage" ("there’s a testicule in the soup", meaning there’s something wrong going on)
"Il/Elle a pas inventé l’eau chaude" ("He/she didn’t invent hot water", meaning someone is stupid)
"Sucer les pissenlits par la racine" ("Suck dandelions by the root", meaning being super dead)
"Avoir le cul bordé de nouilles" ("Having your ass full of noodles", meaning you’re lucky as fuck)
"Pédé comme un phoque" ("As gay as a seal". like. what. why. what.)
"Pisser dans un violon" ("pissing in a violin", meaning you’re doing something really useless)
"Vouloir le beurre, l’argent du beurre et la crèmière" ("Wanting the butter, the butter’s money and the dairywoman", meaning you’re really greedy)
"Tremper son biscuit" ("Dipping your biscuit", meaning putting your dick in someone/having sex)
"Enculer des mouches" ("fuck flies up their asses", meaning you’re procrastinating)
"ça casse pas trois pattes à un canard" ("it doesn’t break three legs of a duck", meaning something isn’t that great/impressive)
"Tomber de Charybde en Scylla" ("fall from charybde to scylla", meaning you’re escaping a problem to fall into another one just as bad. taken from odysseus and not very used nowadays but still awesome)
valse--sentimentale asked: I'm gonna watch that damn movie today cause you keep posting gifsets. They should all be tagged with 'finchspiration' you are missing out on mildly clever pun makings.
You really should see it. It’s a great film, and Charlie Prince single-handedly inspired Finch as a character (dapperowl created him after we saw the film in late 2007) so that’s a thing.
Finchspiration. D: I want it can I have it kthxbye!
This is the personal blog of M. Weaver (aka spectrosity elsewhere on the interwebs), author of novel-in-progress Boot Hill! Hi, how do you do?
This blog is mostly dedicated to reblogging music, games (Phoenix Wright, Pokemon), films/shows I love (LotR/Hobbit), book reviews/critiques, as well as general stuff I get a kick out of. Occasionally I will post my own writing or information on the characters of Boot Hill.
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